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Chapter 1
The morning after he'd arrived at Hogwarts, Draco was still fuming. He'd spent a whole night stewing in his rage and even in his sleep, he'd been reminded of the utter fool he'd made of himself. To think, that Harry Potter would reject him. Choosing a Weasley over a Malfoy was like, like—it just wasn't done! Didn't Potter know who Draco was? Didn't he know the families Draco came from? The connections he had? The wealth and prestige he would have in the future?
Didn't he know what he was giving up?
Or had that stupid Weasley deceived him?
Draco absolutely refused to consider that the problem could be him. There was no way. No, Weasley must have said something, done something, to convince Potter that Draco was... what, unworthy? Hah, Draco had never been unworthy of anything in his life. He was the worthiest person to have ever worthied.
"Will you stop brooding, Draco? You're going to tear a hole in the carpet," Blaise drawled, not even looking up from his stupid girly magazine.
Draco spun around on his heel to face him, "This is serious, Blaise! I have to come up with a plan to fix this."
Blaise just shrugged, "You're far superior to Weasley. Eventually, Potter will realize this."
"I don't want him to just realize it, I want it to knock him senseless. I want him to regret ever rejecting me!" Draco got mad again just thinking about it and went back to pacing in their dorm room.
"It's not like you confessed your eternal love to him," Blaise said. He sounded completely disinterested.
Draco scoffed. He decided not to argue with Blaise about the validity of his outrage anymore. The point was; he'd been rejected in favor of a Weasley, of all people. Merlin, his father would never let him live it down. Even his mother would be disappointed about this. And the plan had been so good too, flawless even. All he'd had to do was to just befriend Potter, nothing complicated. Not even any scheming involved, just friendship. But no, he wasn't good enough for that, apparently. Potter would rather have a stupid Weasley. Uughh, he shuddered in disgust.
He had to fix this. Before his mother started sending him letters full of her disappointment—before his father could punish him. There must be a way to show off his utter superiority over Weasley. There had to be a way to get rid of this shitty embarrassment that followed him whenever he thought about the way Potter had looked at him when he'd rejected Draco. Like Draco was dirt beneath his boots.
Draco wasn't ever going to settle for that. He was so much better than Potter and Weasley and anyone else Potter might choose to give his time to. He'd show them.
He would.
He threw himself down on the fluffy armchair next to Blaise's and crossed his arms. Leaning his head back against the backrest, he stared up at the stone ceiling. He refused to be ridiculed like this; made a fool of in front of all their year mates. It wasn't going to fly. Merlin, he shuddered just thinking about the letters his parents were probably already in the midst of writing.
He sighed dramatically. Predictably, Blaise was too busy with his magazine to pay attention, and there was nobody else in the dorm room that he could lure into asking him what was wrong. He wanted to vent. He wanted to rant about how stupid Potter was and how he was sure to regret this, and how Draco was going to utterly destroy him for this humiliation. But he couldn't well do that on his own.
Draco was absolutely, on every conceivable scale, better than Weasley. Any Weasley. (Except maybe that one who ran off with dragons, because dragons were cool, okay. But nobody else!) He just had to show this to Potter, to everyone, so that this whole thing could be put behind him. Then Potter would beg to be his friend like he was supposed to.
Hmph, he just had to come up with a plan. He uncrossed his arms and let one lay on the armrest, his finger tapping distractedly on in. On the other hand, he rested his chin and grumbled below his breath. He just had to show how superior he was and this would all be fine again. His parents would even congratulate him on a job well done, and he would be able to forget that horrible memory.
Draco wasn't stupid. He could extrapolate why Potter had rejected him, why he thought Weasley was better. It, uuugh, probably had to with that one conversation he'd had with Potter and Weasley before he got rejected. In his defense, how was he supposed to know that they had already become friends, or whatever? It had only been a few hours. Potter must have known Weasley beforehand, to already be attached to the thing.
So what had he said or done that was so upsetting? He'd mocked Weasley's hair or freckles or something, probably. He couldn't be expected to remember all his brilliant words, alright. It wasn't like he'd thought it mattered.
But if Potter had already known Weasley beforehand, then he must be on the Light side. He must be a Light wizard; Draco's father had hypothesized that Potter might be a Dark wizard, to be able to kill Lord Voldemort, but evidently not. Not if he was hanging out with Weasley's, of all people. So. What did Light wizards consider to be virtues? What did they exalt as superior?
Prejudice against Dark magic, prejudice against all magical creatures in existence, prejudice against wizarding traditions, politics, holidays, and basically everything to do with their history.
And, of course, their coddling of mudbloods and those half-bloods who were basically just mudbloods in disguise.
Draco sat up straight on his seat. "Had a flash of brilliance?" Blaise sarcastically asked. He wasn't paying any attention to Draco though, so Draco just ignored it.
Of course. He should have seen this before!
Mudbloods was the answer! Draco just had to show that he was better than mudbloods and it would all be fine. All he had to do was find a way to completely lord his superiority over them; it couldn't be hard, he was a Malfoy, after all. His superiority was unquestioned. It was obvious. No, he just had to think of a plan and this could still be fixed...
But, ugh, he didn't want to have anything to do with mudbloods. He didn't want to spend time with them and "understand their point of view" or whatever it was Dumbledore was always saying. He didn't want to know stuff about muggles or their silly inventions to survive without magic, or whatever stupid history it was that they got all caught in. He didn't want to bend to their shitty traditions and holidays that were literally taking over the wizarding world with Dumbledore at the front, leading the troops. He didn't want to bend to their whims; sacrifice his pride in order to make them feel "accepted" and "welcomed".
Unfortunately, he would need mudbloods around him in order to show how much better than them he was. Draco flopped his head against the backrest again and groaned loudly. Blaise didn't take the bait, and so Draco just rolled his eyes. He could absolutely do this, no matter how much it disgusted him. All he had to do was make sure the mudbloods knew that he was better than them, and he could... tolerate them. Just for however much time it took to make Potter understand how superior Draco was! Not a second longer!
He shuddered at just the thought, goosebumps rising on his skin. No, no, this had to be a quick plan. If it dragged out too long, Draco might just self-destruct out of sheer disgust. And then he'd never hear the end of it from anyone.
So. He had the bare bones of the Plan™. Now he just had to put it together into something that would work.
"How do you show you're better than mudbloods?" Draco mused, not actually expecting an answer.
"Maybe don't call them mudbloods?" Blaise drawled, his voice amused. He wasn't looking up from his magazine, but the fact that he kept answering him told Draco that Blaise was paying attention to him. As he should; Draco would take over Slytherin soon enough and then everyone would have to pay attention to him.
Still, he had a point. Mudblood was the kind of word that made Light wizards bristle, like he'd called them squibs or something. Not that being a squib was an inherently bad thing—one could still be useful. And the pureblood lineage could still be kept intact and chances were actually pretty good (as long as you married a pureblood from another country) that the kids would be able to use magic.
"Good point," Draco acknowledged, because it was important to acknowledge your minions' successes.
Blaise turned the page in the magazine, pretending like he wasn't paying Draco any attention at all. Draco decided to allow him this delusion; Blaise was a very good ally/minion, which afforded him more perks than the vast majority of the people that Draco spent time with.
Draco spent another couple of hours perfecting the plan. At one point, he retrieved an unused notebook from his trunk and started getting the plan down on paper. He carefully organized it into categories and sorted out what needed to be done to accomplish this. He swept all his lingering doubts to the side and concentrated on making sure that the plan was flawless. He wouldn't allow failure again.
By dinner-time, he thought he had made significant progress. Not as much as he might like, no, but enough that he was full of pride. Naturally, he had constructed most of the plan during one day—planning was his forte, after all. Nobody could deny that he was good at it.
He scarfed down his dinner as quickly as possible, ignoring the slightly queazy feeling this gave him. As soon as he was done, he swallowed the drink that sat untouched in his cup and rose to his feet. He waved away Greg and Vincent when they moved as if to follow him; for this, being without them would be easier. It was important to give off the illusion of vulnerability. It would make him more relatable, or something (according to his mother).
Draco knew who he was looking for. There had been a very annoying mudblood on the Hogwarts Express. She'd barged into his compartment looking for a toad of all things. And then she'd started rambling about all the things she'd read and how excited she was and honestly, Draco had stopped listening two minutes in. But for this plan, she was the only mudblood he was even vaguely aware of existing and so she would just have to do. He didn't even know what her name was, but he thought he would recognize that crazy hair of hers.
He was right. She was easy to recognize. The fact that she was a Gryffindor almost made him turn right back around and find somebody else, but he was committed now, okay? He wasn't going to give up at the first sign of trouble. And at least it seemed like she'd actually done research on the wizarding world—there was an insulting number of mudbloods who didn't.
"You," he said when he was within hearing range. For some reason, she was hidden in a dark corner not far from the Great Hall. She twitched when she heard him, peeking at him with a weird expression. Naturally, she must be grateful that he was even speaking to her. "Come with me," Draco ordered and clicked his tongue when she didn't immediately start moving. He walked past her, waving as he went. He made no effort to slow down for her, but she was following along anyway on hesitant footsteps, so he didn't see the need to.
He wasn't going to slow down for her. Then it might look like they were walking together and he wasn't going to be seen with a mudblood, alright. She would just have to catch up on her own.
Eventually, they reached an abandoned classroom. Draco stepped through and turned around, his foot tapping on the ground to unsettle her. She'd be more likely to agree to his proposition if she was unsettled. She scurried in after him, and with a wave of his hand, she closed the door.
Darkness enveloped him. She peeped and he rolled his eyes. Pulling out his wand, he flicked it and light lit up the end.
"What do you want?" she asked, trying to sound serious. It'd be more intimidating if he hadn't heard her take a huge breath beforehand.
He rolled his eyes again. Walking over to a desk, he propped his hip against it and stared at her with the most disappointed expression he could make. "You're a mud-muggleborn, right?" he asked, trying to sound pitying and like he cared.
"Yes," she said and drew herself up, crossing her arms over her chest. She was trembling though, so it didn't do much. "What's it to you?" she spat out. Evidently, she'd been starting to realize that being a mudblood wasn't a good thing and was feeling sore about it.
"You seem smart," Draco said, blatantly lying. She seemed like a know-it-all. But he was trying to make her feel special and chosen. He continued, "Surely, by now you're realized that muggleborns aren't treated well. You're ignorant of our customs and culture and you'll always be seen as outsiders because of this."
She harrumphed weakly, "Is there a point to this?"
"Don't you want to fit in?"
"I..." her arms dropped back down to her sides. She worried her bottom lip, looking at him doubtfully. "That's none of your business," she said. She wasn't able to look him in the eye anymore though, and she was leaning like she wanted to get away from this conversation.
Well, he supposed it was hard for a know-it-all to fit in anywhere, even among muggles.
He pressed off the desk. Approaching her slowly, he kept his hands in play sight, the wand pointed away from her. "I can help you fit in. I can help all the muggleborns and half-bloods fit in. Don't you want to get a good job when you graduate? Make a difference in the world? Or do you just want to sit around and hope a pureblood will fall in love with you, and maybe his connections will land you a job as a secretary somewhere?"
She reeled back and bit out, "No."
Draco nodded and smiled at her. He softened his body-language. "Good. I'll teach you, then."
A beat too long. "...what?" she said, her eyes big as saucers. She took a half-step toward him before she seemed to realize they were already pretty close. She stopped and demanded, "What do you mean? Teach what?"
"How to fit in," Draco shrugged. "You know, holidays, traditions, customs, history; all that stuff. You'll be a true witch in no time."
She frowned and crossed her arms over her chest again. "Why would you do that? Aren't you a pureblood? And you're in Slytherin, too. Don't you hate all muggleborns?"
"Assuming that I hate muggleborns just because I'm a pureblood and in Slytherin is prejudice," said Draco flatly, no inflection in his voice. She reared back as if struck. He shifted the foot he leaned his weight on and said, "Look, I'm not doing it for free. So it's not out of the goodness of my heart or anything. My parents heard I didn't make friends with Potter and they've limited my allowance. I just want some extra money. And it'll benefit you too, so what do my intentions or my feelings on muggleborns matter?" Draco smoothly lied.
"How much money?" she demanded.
He shrugged. "Just a Galleon a month."
Her eyes narrowed. She glared at him. "Isn't that a little expensive?"
Draco looked at her weirdly, furrowing his eyebrows and giving her another pitying look. "No? It's perfectly respectable for tutoring."
It wasn't, of course. Not unless you were a full-time tutor of pureblood children and you had impeccable recommendations from high society. Then, you could probably get away with taking even more money, but Draco wasn't going to be completely unreasonable. Honestly, he'd seen Galleons get converted to muggle money and had gone to a muggle store with it. He was pretty sure they had completely different monetary systems because a single Galleon was a lot more than five pounds.
At the very least, the way things were priced was completely different. Probably because (at least in part) magic meant the production costs of most products were considerably cheaper. So yes, a Galleon a month was "a little expensive".
Which was why this plan was so funny.
"I'll think about it," she said. From the little he'd listened to her talk on the train, he was pretty sure she had an obsessive need to know absolutely everything, so he didn't doubt that she'd agree. But she was a muggleborn and Draco knew what was written in the books and even textbooks. She'd probably already started idolizing Dumbledore—like all muggleborns did.
But her thirst for knowledge would win out and Phase 1 of his wicked plan would succeed.
Still, what an utter fool. Wizarding traditions? Holidays? Customs and culture? You could find that stuff anywhere. Draco knew way more about it than even he was interested in (who honestly wanted to know about that time that Agneta Holmes almost married a dementor?). There were plenty of books on all of those things, though admittedly written in a seriously condescending tone. Paying a Galleon a month for stuff that could be found in any library? Yeah, mudbloods were idiots.
Really, they deserved Draco tricking them. In fact, they should be grateful he wasn't asking for higher compensation.