📎 Fic: at the foot of these mountiains [HP, Draco-centric, Crack Treated Seriously] 📎

[quillpunk]

Multi-Chapter Fic

• Rating: T
• Categories: Gen (M/M in the future, but not yet)
• Fandom: Harry Potter
• Relationship: TBD
• Characters: Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger, Theodore Nott
• Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, BAMF Hermione Granger, Friendship, Wizarding World, Worldbuilding, Humor, Canon-Typical Violence, Slow Romance, Developing Relationship
• Status: Ongoing
• Total Chapters: 5/?
• Wordcount: 16351
• First Published on AO3: 2021-03-31 — Last Updated: 2023-06-05

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any associated trademarks.

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Table of Contents

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Summary

After getting rejected by Harry Potter, Draco is furious. Fuming in rage, he decides that he's going to scam those gullible mudbloods, in order to show off his superiority to them and feel better. He does this by demanding monthly monetary compensation for teaching the fools stuff that can easily be found anywhere. Like wizarding traditions and holidays. You know, that stuff that is readily available for free everywhere.

(Or: In which Blaise has a bet with Theo. How long will it take Draco to realize that he's raising an army of extremely loyal muggleborns and half-bloods who adore him? The answer may surprise you.)